Aight folks, so this is me… throwing you a bone. I’ve missed our chats, too, so I thought I’d stop in to say “hello”.
I’m going to take a pass the recap for the past few weeks because it’s really just been a whirlwind.
Okay, okay fine. Let’s compromise:
Chicago was fan-freaking-tastic, Boo came up for a weekend, my other sister is like one minute away from giving birth to my niece, Halloween costume stress has arrived, ZP moved to Nebraska (*tear*), I saw Ziggy Marley at First Ave and got high off of secondhand smoke, all the leaves fell off the trees, and I’m officially (involuntarily) obsessed with The X Factor.
Dear lord, I live such an exciting life. It’s a good thing I have a ton of filing to do at work today. I love filing; it’s so therapeutic. When I get to file, I can really reflect on shiz. GOO! Why do you think I’m sitting here talking to you at 10:30 on a Thursday morning? Because I am THAT excited to file? Pfft. Try again.
Anyway, Saturday is my “sister” Mal Pal’s wedding. I haven’t been to one of my sorority sister’s weddings in a while, so I’m really looking forward to seeing all the girls and singing that damn Sweetheart song to Mal. A song that’s humiliating and generally super annoying, but it’s the thought that counts, right?
Tonight Mr. Iceberg is taking me out to see a Kevin Hart movie. I don’t actually know the title of it, but I think it’s like “Kevin Hart: _________”. He asked that I laugh even if I don’t think it’s funny. I told him that I’d laugh at dying puppies if he asked me too because that’s what we do when we’re in love.
Oh hey, does anyone else have any problems with finding dead bugs on their bedroom floor? I rarely see lady bugs and wasps flying around, but in the past couple weeks I’ve discovered their decaying little carcasses littered around the room in which I sleep. It’s horrifying. I guess I’ll be fine until I find one in bed with me. Yegh.
Speaking of things I’m not in the mood for, I’ve got to get back to work.
Who knows, maybe you’ll hear from me again soon… 
XXOO!!!!
